"...until he discovered the joys of Turkish black mule heroin"

Today, I spent four hours dancing in a giant green worm costume. Best. Job. EVER!

Then, I got to do something else I'd never done before: drive in a hailstorm. That was less best.

But, the hail and various other attendant weathers mean that I can blow off the gym tonight. Which, after the amount of sweating I did in that worm suit, doesn't seem such a bad thing.

I want a worm suit to wear every day!