All you know about me is what I've sold you

I tried to stalk Maynard get a signed bottle of wine today, but arrived too late to get a space in line. Alas. And really, if I'm going to stand in line in the nasty humidity outside a Whole Foods all day, I want more than an autograph and a seventy dollar bottle of wine. Like maybe a reenactment of the "3 Libras" video with two other hot chicks of my choice...

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What was I saying?

Oh, yeah. In happier new, my CEM should be winging--or driving--its way toward me very soon. You will get to watch me grovel and STET and tear my hair!

What I need is a good defense

The Bone Palace

23299 / 100000 words. 23% done!

It may be time for a To-Do list for the rest of the year.

2009

• CEM for The Drowning City


• Page proofs for The Drowning City


• Think of clever promotional stuff for The Drowning City (Please leave suggestions in comments if you have any.)


• Finish at least one solitary short story, so as to justify internet footprint


• Finish The Bone Palace


• Revise The Bone Palace


• Recover from nervous breakdown and/or psychotic break


• Come up with a plot for Kingdoms of Dust