Single Buff Tabby

The cat fostering people need me to write a personals add for Miss Thing. Umm...

I'm a neurotic bitch who compulsively licks sheets and occasionally poos in the bathtub. Since the miracles of procreation are now denied me, I spend time pursuing my dream of becoming a Hutt. You're the hapless rube who will be taken in by my winsome eyes and feed me.

Maybe I need a better spin on that.

Another character is hopping up and down doing the pov potty-dance. She promises me subplots rife with palace intrigue and other fun things. Of course, I don't know what my main plot is yet, but these guys have earned a little trust from me over the years. It wasn't their fault I couldn't write a book two years ago.

I posted the first chapter to the workshop; maybe someone else will spot the plot for me.

The gimpy eye of Balor

I appear to have scratched a cornea several days ago. Apparently in my sleep. Visine and saline have been applied, but I still leak humours. My cats are like the Graeae, only they have one gimpy they pass between them--apparently I got it this time.

I blame the weepy eye for the scene that stalled 300 words in. Because of course it couldn't be the fault of the lovely Savedra, whose pov I've been lucky enough to receive.

Having no idea of the real plot, I feel like the scenes are being chosen by a random generator. A murder will figure prominently in the beginning. A character is pregnant. The story will take place in a sewer. But it makes me happy. Maybe this is what everyonesakitty's organic process is like. I'm about to give them a thunderstorm so the sewers will be properly rushy and drippy and atmospheric.

Must. Remember. Taxes.

Come down and waste away with me

Words tonight: 584 (blech)
Words total: 5448
Reason for stopping: braindeath
Exercise: 30 min gothercise

Good night, scene. I'll likely kill you in the morning.

Why should Savedra get to go play with the vampires, exactly? Other than that it's fun. She hasn't fully explained this to me yet.

Taxes suck ten shades more than they did last year, when I was single. They suck the hairy balls of diseased Mexican goats. This must be why some species eat their SOs after mating.