Vampires, like communism, are only a red herring

But my vampires haven't figured that out yet, and they think they're a major plot point. Silly vampires.

The eye--still gimpy. I suspect lack of leek (wow, what a great typo) sleep only exacerbates the situation. Where's my eight-legged horse?

Must...survive...till noon.

And, if you absolutely must slack off at your job, don't brag about it to the person who ends up stuck with the work you're not doing. I will be cross if I have to fire someone so soon.

A vampire or a victim, it depends on who's around

Words tonight: 1048
Words total: 6331
Reason for stopping: scene, and some change--also eyestrain
Sustenance: milkshake
Exercise: yeah, I should do that

Arr! Stupid eye. I have an eye patch. I may take a picture. I may also seek medical attention this weekend. Except I'm totally broke. Fnark.