Recorded for posterity, and nightmare fuel

[stillsostrange]

stillsostrange: I get to have a pelvic ultrasound.
matociquala: Eeee. Why?
stillsostrange: My ob/gyn likes to make sure one's uterus is not oddly shaped, oddly sized, or full of bees before she does IUDs.
matociquala: I suppose that makes sense. If it's bees... Awesome?
stillsostrange: Better bees than daddy long-legs*.
matociquala: That's a Cure song.



* Last time I went climbing outside, one of my friends disturbed a daddy long-legs nest while looking for a toehold. They came boiling out of the rock, down the cliff, and tried to swarm our bags. At least it was a toehold and not a handhold...

Comments

[mmaresca.livejournal.com]

I'm fairly sure that uteri full of bees is the plot to Nicholas Cage's Wicker Man sequel.

[elsewhereangel.livejournal.com]

I have a weakness for jokes about disintegration and the picture in your icon.