What I did with my Friday morning

[stillsostrange]

by Amanda Downum, age 32 and 2/3rds.

I unfucked part of the front lawn! Then I figured out how to use tumblr so I could post about it. Now you too may enjoy the before and after photos, since I'm sure everyone else is enthralled by yardwork.

http://www.tumblr.com/blog/stillsostrange

Afterward I ate a pummelo, and now I'm making $40 a pound chai. If this chai doesn't turn me into a guild navigator, I want my money back.

The End.

P.S. Pretty soon you'll get before and after photos of my shrub-removal project. Won't that be thrilling!

Comments

[fadethecat.livejournal.com]

Apparently it won't let me look at that tumblr page unless I make an account. Tumblr continues to baffle and befuddle me; I think this means I deserve a cane and a lawn, now.

[hawkwing-lb.livejournal.com]

Would you like a ridiculous Herm?

[labradors.livejournal.com]

I do love yard work. ;) looks great! And thank you for linking that Unfuck your habitat site, it's inspiring! I'll have to do a before and after of the rose bush of doom that's taken over one of my flowerbeds...

[http://users.livejournal.com/jane_drew_/]

I am really curious about the $40/pound chai. I'm assuming it is some kind of fabulous mixture, not a concentrate?

(I have some rather-a-lot-less-than $40/pound chai around here somewhere, and an embarrassing recollection of that time I tried to make homemade chai and it ate holes in the pot I was simmering it in...)