I must say you're wrong. Won't you listen to me?

[stillsostrange]

Cod help me, I tried watching the new Criminal Minds/Criminal Waste spin-off thing. Wow, that's bad. There is not an unstilted line of dialogue in the first episode (except possibly Garcia's). The script is so bad Forest Whitaker* can't even breathe! Michael Kelly's character backstory assaults the viewer with stupidity, like being backhanded with a fistful of dumb. Janeane Garofalo, I will buy you a new water heater!

I badly need to watch Ghost Dog and Mystery Men to get this taste out of my mouth.


* An alarming insight into my psyche: The Crying Game has forever conflated Forest Whitaker in cricket whites with orgasm for me. Yeah. Good luck not thinking about that.

Comments

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

Thank you for taking one for the team here. I have been intending to let other people tell me whether it's worth a try, and you're very obliging to do so, though I wish the answer was different.

[stillsostrange.livejournal.com]

They were trying to do something intelligent, but the delivery was. Just. So. Bad.

[matociquala.livejournal.com]

Save yourself.

I will give it six eps, because that was how long it took CM to turn on the magic. But man. Not even my love for KV will keep me coming back for long.