Sleep is good, mmmkay

[stillsostrange]

Lack of sleep makes Amanda write long, rambling LJ posts that have no point.

Dear Library Patrons:

If your Hemingway reader reeks of pot when you return it, we're all going to laugh at you. Also, it makes me sneeze. In the future, please refrain from toking out until you are finished with your homework.

Thanks,
Your Librarian (who knows your name, SS#, and where you live)

And, because I can't stop thinking about it and have nothing better to do, a rhetorical writing ramble.

What's the history between Anubis and Odin? (In my universe only, though feel free to share the wacky adventures of your own psychopomps.) When Odin lay dying on the battlefield, ripped open by Fenrir, Anubis (betcha didn't know he attended Ragnarok, didja?) was willing to fuck with the very fabric of space/time itself to save him. Fucking with space/time is one of those things psychopomps Aren't Supposed To Do. Anubis could simply have taken Glad of War's powers and bestowed them on some other schmuck, at much less risk to himself and reality--so why save Odin? I'm almost entirely sure they weren't lovers, though the images that conjures are priceless. If there's a long history of drinking and carousing and being bosom companions, they haven't told me about it yet. A mentor-student relationship is right out. So what's up?

Yes, this is the kind of wacky stuff running through my brain at any given moment.

Comments

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

I don't know, but I want to find out.

In my universe, they would be like the cousins you can only stand because you only see them maybe twice a year. Hmm. Which may be a problem further on.

[stillsostrange.livejournal.com]

When I picture these two in a room together, the outcome is snarky at best. God reunions would be very interesting.

[matociquala.livejournal.com]

So what's up?

You're writing crossover godslash?

[stillsostrange.livejournal.com]

Godslash is always happening somewhere. Unfortunately, I can't imagine Anubis slash without thinking of that accursed model dog penis.

[matociquala.livejournal.com]

aieeeeeeeeeeee!

Although it gives a whole new meaning to my doggie love icon *g*

[chance88088.livejournal.com]

like I care if you laugh at me - I'm stooooooooned. :P

[samaera.livejournal.com]

Hello - saw that you'd friended me, so I came exploring. I'm sure you'll be thrilled to know that you meet the very stringent requirements for my friends list, which have a little to do with ambient chaos and a lot to do with being interesting. ^_^

...and in *my* universe, Anubis and Odin are the sort of gods that patronize the same neighborhood bar because it's the only place in the multiverse that knows how to make a proper pan-galactic gargle blaster. They sit in opposite corners and eye each other warily, neither deigning to speak of the billiards game - the one, mind you - that passed between them so very long ago.

[stillsostrange.livejournal.com]

Interesting might be a stretch most days, but I can always manage silly.

My Anubis and Odin haven't got together since billiards were invented. Mithras, however, is quite the pool shark.