Dr. Jones phone home

[stillsostrange]

Crystal Skull is not as bad as I feared, if not as good as I hoped. I acknowledge that Constantine was not Shia LeBeouf's fault, and if we cut that necrotic sea-bird off him, he's really not bad at all. And there has ever only been Karen Allen for me. There was more cutesiness than I'd like (which would be about none), but they didn't lay it on by the boatload, at least.

However. Comma.

Spielberg + aliens? FUCKING QUIT IT ALREADY!

Women failing to handle vast power? FUCKING QUIT IT ALREADY!

I am, however, motivated to brainstorm more of the FauxMayanSueStravaganza. Maybe the plot fairy will visit.

Wow, that really is Cate Blanchett in Hot Fuzz...