Vampire title contest!

[stillsostrange]

Because it's way too late and I've been drinking, a contest! Come up with titles for the best '70s Hammer Dracula movie that was never made, i.e., Bitch Better Have Dracula's Money. The title that makes me aspirate coffee tomorrow morning (or generally makes me laugh the hardest) wins! What does it win? Fabulous internet prizes! I'll give you a cameo in my yet-untitled vampire novel that I'm really going to write one day (no really), or perhaps a shiny vampire-themed necklace.

Dracula commands you to share your genius with the internets!

Comments

[ex-chrisbil.livejournal.com]

The Dark Bloodsucker?

[matociquala.livejournal.com]

Dracula: Or, The White Whale (Starring Marlon Brando)

[ex-chrisbil.livejournal.com]

Heh. Dracustein: Or, The Modern Nosferatu?

[leahbobet.livejournal.com]

My Dracula Brings All the Victorians to the Yard

[matociquala.livejournal.com]

Unpimp Your Dracula.

[leahbobet.livejournal.com]

Real World: Transylvania

[matociquala.livejournal.com]

With Gary Oldman as one of the washed-up celebrities?

[leahbobet.livejournal.com]

And Winona Ryder as the washed-up celebrity who loves him. *g*

[stillnotbored.livejournal.com]

Dracula Does Dallas

[matociquala.livejournal.com]

I think that was the alternate title for Dracula 2000.

[stillnotbored.livejournal.com]

...there was a Dracula 2000?

I will have to think harder than...

[matociquala.livejournal.com]

*g* There was. It was terrible. (That wasn't actually the alternate title, but it was what my friends were calling it after we saw it. Oh my it was baaaaad.)

[ex-chrisbil.livejournal.com]

With Keanu? "Huh? Wha? Bluhd? Nom nom nom..."

[martianmooncrab.livejournal.com]

I was always fond of the movie title "I'm Gonna Get You, Sucka" but was disappointed it wasnt a vampire flick.

[thesaucernews.livejournal.com]

Is That You Coffin? The Adventures of Dracula, M.D.

[alvertta79.livejournal.com]

I feel the same.

[hawkwing-lb.livejournal.com]

Are You There, Ladies? It's Me, Dracula.

Or Are You There, Blood?...

[hominysnark.livejournal.com]

Dracula Gonna Have To Drain A Bitch