Operation: Vampire Movies

[stillsostrange]

#5. Dracula has Risen From his Grave (To find his home vandalized by wandering priests)

aka Where the Hell was Peter Cushing?

It just isn't the same without Peter Cushing to smoke and slap hysterical people and wear fabulous waistcoats.

Next time I'm looking for Taste the Blood of Dracula, the title of which cracks me the hell up. There should also have been a Say Dracula's Name, Bitch and perhaps Dracula's Your Daddy. (In true Hammer fashion this could have the alternate title of Why You Gotta Make Dracula Angry, Baby? You Know He Don't Like to Treat You Like This.)

But I'm getting a lot of ideas for a vampire story. It will at some point involve a bad guy trying to revenge himself upon the protags through their female relatives, and then getting his ass handed to him by said females. I just need to figure out what my not-emo occult detective's name is.

Comments

[ultharkitty.livejournal.com]

Taste the Blood of Dracula is an awesome film.

[ruthannereid.livejournal.com]

Say Dracula's Name, Bitch and the rest of those titles will have me giggling for the rest of the day.

[thesaucernews.livejournal.com]

Recommended: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, Blacula, Billy the Kid vs. Dracula. Also definitely Planet of the Vampires, even though it doesn't really have any vampires per se, it's still visually great as Italian SF/horror goes.