And monkeys brains, while popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often found in Washington DC

[stillsostrange]

In writing a synopsis for TDC, I've come to a conclusion: all synopses should be recited by Tim Curry a la Clue.

WADSWORTH

And Mrs. Peacock sat here, and Professor Plum sat here, and Mrs. White sat here, and Mr. Green, Miss Scarlet, Colonel Mustard. This chair was vacant. Anyway, we all revealed we'd all received a letter. And you'd had a letter, and you'd had a letter, and you'd had a letter--

ALL
Get on with it!!

WADSWORTH
The point is--blackmail!

Seriously, would that not be better than our lame-ass condensation?

Comments

[dragonmyst.livejournal.com]

hahahah!!!!


We just watched that!

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

And it could end with, "'I'm going to go home and sleep with my wife!' Err, husband. Somebody. I am going to go home and find somebody to sleep with. Now that I am done with this damn synopsis and the world is safe for democracy."

[matociquala.livejournal.com]

It would be a vast improvement in industry standards.

[cmpriest.livejournal.com]

I FULLY ENDORSE THIS SUGGESTION.
And how.