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[stillsostrange]

Amanda's advice for club fashions.

Tip #277
In 1971 Macolm McDowell was the Hotness. This is not 1971. You are not the Hotness. You don't look good in white pants. Don't dress up like Alex.

Tip #289
You are not a pirate. Savvy?

Tip #302
Put your shirt back on, you scary, scary man.

Tip #355
This is PTL night at the Church, not Hoochies Anonymous.

Tip #3 (not quite fashion)
If I respond to your leering with a dismissive head shake and immediate break in eye contact, that is not an invitation for you to come invade my personal space. You will face the Cold Shoulder of Death.

Comments

[chance88088.livejournal.com]

I'm not a pirate? But I just got this parrot ...

[everyonesakitty.livejournal.com]

I want to attend Hoochies Anonymous. I promise to wear a shirt.

you have a "church" club near you? I have one too. cool, gothy place.

[stillsostrange.livejournal.com]

On Thursdays and Sundays it's the Church, Dallas' only goth club to stand the test of time. Every other day it's the Lizard Lounge, aka ravers' meat market.

[retrobabble.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! I love it!

The Cold Shoulder of Death...*tries it out,achieves the Tepid Shoulder of Indifference* Hmph. Obviously, I need practice, but it should work for the meantime...