In which Our Heroine loses her mind

[stillsostrange]

The scene: Our Heroine sits with her boy, recovering from a very bad movie.

OH: (siezes Boy's arm) I will eat your arm, like a badger.
B: You're not a badger.
OH: Yes I am. (chomps)
B: You're red. Badgers aren't red.
OH: I'm a new breed of red badger.
beat
OH: I am the red badger of courage.
B: (dies)

Comments

[truepenny.livejournal.com]

Okay, now I hurt from laughing, and it is All Your Fault.

[msisolak.livejournal.com]

You are a very, very bad badger.

Read or not.

:P

[stillnotbored.livejournal.com]

Oh lord. I am laughing so hard you silly woman. Now I must recover and go be serious teller girl.

This is harder than it first appears. *g*

[ginny-t.livejournal.com]

*dies* I can't resist the puns.

[buymeaclue.livejournal.com]

Good thing you died. I'd have had to kill you myself.

Red badger of courage. Ohhhhhh.