So just open fire when you hit the shore

[stillsostrange]

I was commenting in the zoo the other day that I sometimes feel a bit self-conscious of my age. Most of my friends are older (and theoretically wiser) than me, and sometimes I feel like a kid. This doesn't really bother me 99% of the time...

But then I realize that Kathleen Brennan married my celebrity boyfriend when I was only a year old.

One year old.

Really, that's more any girl's heart should have to take.