What I did with my Friday morning

by Amanda Downum, age 32 and 2/3rds.

I unfucked part of the front lawn! Then I figured out how to use tumblr so I could post about it. Now you too may enjoy the before and after photos, since I'm sure everyone else is enthralled by yardwork.

http://www.tumblr.com/blog/stillsostrange

Afterward I ate a pummelo, and now I'm making $40 a pound chai. If this chai doesn't turn me into a guild navigator, I want my money back.

The End.

P.S. Pretty soon you'll get before and after photos of my shrub-removal project. Won't that be thrilling!

Because it is bitter, and because it is my heart.

Today I made bitter molasses brownies. They're pretty ridiculously healthy for something designed to convey carby chocolaty goodness. And because I used Blackstrap molasses, they have potassium and protein. Recipe here

I cannot stress enough how not sweet these are. If you want a sweet brownie that also has some nutritional value, modify accordingly. But if you're a crazy person like me who's abstaining from sugar whilst PMSing, they're pretty handy.