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Chapter 2 of The Bone Palace is up, if anyone is actually reading the teasers.

Kino-running, hot mandible action

Predators is the most adorable movie ever. But, the ending is all wrong. We know how this really ended.

In the real version, Royce and Isabelle have a Pitch Black "I said I'd die for them, not you" moment. Then Retro Yautja kicks Kegger Yautja's ass and says to Isabelle, "Hey, hot human chick. Want to take a ride in my spaceship and hunt xenomorphs?" And they live happily ever after, the end.

You know it's true.

Which means that has to be the end of Salvage.