You may ask yourself, well how did I get here?

I've been freakishly productive today. I woke up at 7 to feed the dogs and couldn't go back to sleep. Since then I've hauled (with the boy's assistance) out the skanky couch and chair we're replacing, bought a new vacuum cleaner and several stone of animal food and cat toys, and have swept the living room and vacuumed the baseboards. Apparently I had a whole other cat hiding under there.

Next I'm going to mop, and then either finish a crit for my writing group or go to Ikea and buy the new couch, depending on whether or not I find my missing glasses lens. (Having lost my other pair in Connecticut, night driving for me is both illegal and unwise.)