Do your fingers itch, are you pistol-whipped?

One of my favorite story tools is fairy tale mashups. So far I've done "Snow White, Rose Red/The Snow Queen", "Little Red Riding Hood/Seven Swans" (which came out broken, but I still dream of fixing it), and "Snow White/Seven Swans".

What would be a good mashup if I wanted the outcome to contain vampires? "Snow White" is obvious, and maybe too much so.

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What should I call Serendipitous Kitty? I need to make a vet appointment tomorrow, and New Kitty doesn't have quite the ring I'm going for. (No, I'm not calling her Serendipity.)

My current cats are Fafnir and Sigrdrifa (Siggy), and the pair before them were Psycho and Fluffypants von Flaum, if that gives you an indication of my taste in animal names.

I've had Addy (Adeline) and Libby (Elbereth) suggested so far, but I'm not sure they're quite right.

ETA: Or since I can't pick one, maybe she'll have to be Mehitabel Adeline Elbereth. Or Maddy for short. One should never use the accretion method with children, but the cat will just ignore you anyway.