An open letter to Hollywood
Aug. 2nd, 2008 12:01 amDear Actors:
If you are offered a role in a film that includes:
a) wearing white-face
and b) any character's lines resemble "Greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy--now that's fun!" or "So I'm sorry if I spoiled your wedding plans there, friend." or express similar sentiments...
Run like hell!
Loff, me
P.S. What flagging franchise can Christian Bale revitalize next? I wouldn't mind Christian Bale vs. aliens. Or predators. Or George Lucas.
If you are offered a role in a film that includes:
a) wearing white-face
and b) any character's lines resemble "Greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy--now that's fun!" or "So I'm sorry if I spoiled your wedding plans there, friend." or express similar sentiments...
Run like hell!
Loff, me
P.S. What flagging franchise can Christian Bale revitalize next? I wouldn't mind Christian Bale vs. aliens. Or predators. Or George Lucas.