See how my tentacles got you under control

Someone may need to take my keyboard away before I write some thinly disguised slashfic. The sad thing is, the tragic love story of a deep one and a voodooienne would be just another day in the office around here.

I do not need historical deep one adventures. Really. Nevermind that lighthouse story... No, really really no. Bad brain, no cookie!

I'm going to go write my book now... Really.