2004-07-30

stillsostrange: (Default)
2004-07-30 03:03 am

Public Service Annoucement

Amanda's advice for club fashions.

Tip #277
In 1971 Macolm McDowell was the Hotness. This is not 1971. You are not the Hotness. You don't look good in white pants. Don't dress up like Alex.

Tip #289
You are not a pirate. Savvy?

Tip #302
Put your shirt back on, you scary, scary man.

Tip #355
This is PTL night at the Church, not Hoochies Anonymous.

Tip #3 (not quite fashion)
If I respond to your leering with a dismissive head shake and immediate break in eye contact, that is not an invitation for you to come invade my personal space. You will face the Cold Shoulder of Death.