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Public Service Annoucement
Jul. 30th, 2004 03:03 amAmanda's advice for club fashions.
Tip #277
In 1971 Macolm McDowell was the Hotness. This is not 1971. You are not the Hotness. You don't look good in white pants. Don't dress up like Alex.
Tip #289
You are not a pirate. Savvy?
Tip #302
Put your shirt back on, you scary, scary man.
Tip #355
This is PTL night at the Church, not Hoochies Anonymous.
Tip #3 (not quite fashion)
If I respond to your leering with a dismissive head shake and immediate break in eye contact, that is not an invitation for you to come invade my personal space. You will face the Cold Shoulder of Death.
Tip #277
In 1971 Macolm McDowell was the Hotness. This is not 1971. You are not the Hotness. You don't look good in white pants. Don't dress up like Alex.
Tip #289
You are not a pirate. Savvy?
Tip #302
Put your shirt back on, you scary, scary man.
Tip #355
This is PTL night at the Church, not Hoochies Anonymous.
Tip #3 (not quite fashion)
If I respond to your leering with a dismissive head shake and immediate break in eye contact, that is not an invitation for you to come invade my personal space. You will face the Cold Shoulder of Death.
