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House of the Dead is bad.
I mean really bad.
I'm guessing no one really expected anything from it, but its failure is still impressive. I love zombies and cheesy horror movies, and I couldn't finish it. It is an insult to the game on which it is based. Even the presence of Jurgen Prochnow and his sou'wester-clad sidekick Torgo could not redeem this movie. Poor Jurgen. I will think of Duke Leto, and block this travesty from my mind.
This movie makes Resident Evil look good.
You have been warned.
I mean really bad.
I'm guessing no one really expected anything from it, but its failure is still impressive. I love zombies and cheesy horror movies, and I couldn't finish it. It is an insult to the game on which it is based. Even the presence of Jurgen Prochnow and his sou'wester-clad sidekick Torgo could not redeem this movie. Poor Jurgen. I will think of Duke Leto, and block this travesty from my mind.
This movie makes Resident Evil look good.
You have been warned.
