A window into madness

[stillsostrange]

matociquala: Furry! Like a frog!
sosostris2012: mmm, Tsathaggua...
sosostris2012: eeek! Kermit is Tsathaggua
matociquala: eeek!
sosostris2012: The awful truth becomes clear...
matociquala: Then Miss Piggy is Shub Niggurath
sosostris2012: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
sosostris2012: *dies*
matociquala: ...and Statler and waldorf are the Elder Things
sosostris2012: the brain, it bleeds
sosostris2012: What does that make Fozzie?
matociquala: I was just wondering about Animal and Gonzo
matociquala: Fozzie would have to be Cthulhu.
matociquala: Rowlf is definitely Nyarlathotep
matociquala: He's the socially acceptable one
sosostris2012: So Gonzo is Hastur
matociquala: Yes!
sosostris2012: Animal is Azathoth?
matociquala: Maybe Dr. Teeth is Azathoth?
matociquala: And the Electric Mayhem are Servitors?
sosostris2012: Piping to their blind idiot god
matociquala: Exactly.
sosostris2012: *twitch*

How long will we live, now that we know the darkest truth? Already I hear their shuffling fuzzy steps behind me...

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And that's why we'll rule the world. Assuming the Great Old Muppets don't eat our brains.