An open letter
Sep. 29th, 2010 02:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
stillsostrangeDear Male Authors:
Please stop trying to look brooding and stern in author photos. You don't look brooding and stern*--you look silly and affected. And sometimes constipated. And occasionally like giant douchebags. Try smiling once in a while. I bet you'd be pretty if you smiled.
*Unless you're Richard Marcinko. His glare kind of scares me a little.
Please stop trying to look brooding and stern in author photos. You don't look brooding and stern*--you look silly and affected. And sometimes constipated. And occasionally like giant douchebags. Try smiling once in a while. I bet you'd be pretty if you smiled.
*Unless you're Richard Marcinko. His glare kind of scares me a little.
