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stillsostrange#6. Cold Hearts
Or, Lost Boys II: 90s Vampires of the Jersey Shore (Reality really does bite)
Too much "day in the life of a 90s vampire", not enough roller derby. But some really hilarious Lost Boys homage scenes. And bonus Power Ranger! This movie has two serious flaws: realistic dialogue is not good fictional dialogue, and the David-and-gang analogs were totally lame. Otherwise a noble effort.
Also, if you're going to play a Temple of the Dog song over a vampire suicide, I think the song should really be "Hunger Strike." I'm just saying.
#7. Perfect Creature
Genetically engineered not-quite-steampunk vampires! With dirigibles! And Dougray Scott!
Very pretty, but also very slow.
Argh. Now I have "Hunger Strike" stuck in my head!
Or, Lost Boys II: 90s Vampires of the Jersey Shore (Reality really does bite)
Too much "day in the life of a 90s vampire", not enough roller derby. But some really hilarious Lost Boys homage scenes. And bonus Power Ranger! This movie has two serious flaws: realistic dialogue is not good fictional dialogue, and the David-and-gang analogs were totally lame. Otherwise a noble effort.
Also, if you're going to play a Temple of the Dog song over a vampire suicide, I think the song should really be "Hunger Strike." I'm just saying.
#7. Perfect Creature
Genetically engineered not-quite-steampunk vampires! With dirigibles! And Dougray Scott!
Very pretty, but also very slow.
Argh. Now I have "Hunger Strike" stuck in my head!
