Operation: Vampire Movies
May. 11th, 2008 10:22 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
stillsostrangeMy quest continues. I was originally going to try to watch them in alphabetical order, but that led to too much suffering in a row.
#2. An American Vampire Story
This movie wasn't as bad as it could have been. I think that's all that can be said.
#3. The Satanic Rites of Dracula
I think this movie should be retitled Peter Cushing's Amazing Cheekbones, because that's what I was paying attention to 90% of the time. Good god, that man was beautiful.
I'm working on the Hammer drinking game. Based on these two, I have: Women happy after meeting Dracula--drink; Dracula carries a woman around--drink; the romance with Dracula dies (woman ends up chained in a basement, buried in a garden, tossed around, etc.)--drink; Peter Cushing slaps someone who's hysterical--drink; Dracula's ring--drink. I'm going to need more beer.
Next on the list: Captain Kronos, Vampire Hunter! Stay Tuned!
#2. An American Vampire Story
This movie wasn't as bad as it could have been. I think that's all that can be said.
#3. The Satanic Rites of Dracula
I think this movie should be retitled Peter Cushing's Amazing Cheekbones, because that's what I was paying attention to 90% of the time. Good god, that man was beautiful.
I'm working on the Hammer drinking game. Based on these two, I have: Women happy after meeting Dracula--drink; Dracula carries a woman around--drink; the romance with Dracula dies (woman ends up chained in a basement, buried in a garden, tossed around, etc.)--drink; Peter Cushing slaps someone who's hysterical--drink; Dracula's ring--drink. I'm going to need more beer.
Next on the list: Captain Kronos, Vampire Hunter! Stay Tuned!
