The U.S.S. Failwhale

I appear to be even more disappointed in J.J. Abrams than usual. First and foremost we did not need another motherfucking Wrath of Khan! What the hell is wrong with you?!

Secondly, if you are going to inflict this travesty upon audiences, maybe this would have been a good opportunity to find...I dunno...an actual Indian actor to play Khan Noonien Singh. And I say this as someone who thinks Benedict Cumberbatch could play the shark in Jaws.