I've done the math enough to know...

That Tool = Awesome + Win + Goddamn + Frickin' lasers + humina!

And I swear, I really do not judge or value musicians on hotness. Well, mostly. Really. Okay, okay, maybe just a little kink for boys and mic stands. And boys with mohawks and aviator shades. And cowboy hats.

Mah bunk, I'll be in it.