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It's before 9 on a Saturday and I'm awake. Who am I, and what happened to Amanda?

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Today I hiked up a rather large rock, and crab-crawled down the other side. I did this without harming or sunburning myself. Afterwards, I ate a fajita the size of my head. Now I need to decide whether I'm going to spend the rest of the night in bed with Shirley Jackson, or if I'll go see a bad vampire movie instead.

It's a thrill a minute around here, all right.

It's not spamming if it's a good cause, right?

Apex would like to raise their pay rates. To do so, they need more subscriptions. Hence, a subscription drive.