A day

4:00 AM - gain consciousness
4:35 AM - get out of bed
4:45 AM - alarm goes off
5:30 AM - leave house for airport
6:00 AM - arrive at airport
6:30 AM - finally obtain boarding pass, note boarding time: 6:35 AM
6:35 AM - stand in security line (longest line ever seen in Bergstrom)
6:40 AM - still in line, fretting
6:45 AM - still in line, fretting
6:50 AM - clear security, run like hell
7:00 AM - on plane, thank god
8:15 AM - land in DFW
8:15 AM - connecting flight begins boarding
8:30 AM - on plane, thank god; have consumed no food and about 4 oz of water
8:40 - 1:00 PM - small children kicking seat, turbulence, wolfsmut
1:00 PM - land in Bradley; have consumed no food, 4 oz water, 6 oz coffee
1:15 PM - find matociquala, consume half bag of pretzels, half a sugar cookie, bottle of water
1:45 PM - underway to New York
3:00 PM - clutch no longer clutching like a clutching thing
3:15 PM - pull over in Old Greenwich
3:30 PM - truck is declared an ex-truck; quest begins to find tow truck, taxi, and rental car; gas stations in Old Greenwich don't possess phone books; inhabitants of Old Greenwich declared low on clue
4:00 PM - rescued by cab!
4:15 PM - rescued by rental car!
4:30 PM - back underway to New York
6:15 PM - arrive in Brooklyn; successfully parallel park; scout for venue
6:20 PM - construction crews and movers where venue should be; decide to eat
6:30 PM - beeeeer
6:35 PM - chatting up cute Brazilian waiter; waiter informs us that the concert has been canceled due to lack of completed venueness
6:36 PM - hysterical laughter
6:45 PM - FOOD!
7:15 PM - return to car; check internets; confirm canceledness of show and rescheduledness to Thursday night
7:20 PM - underway back to Hartford
7:30 - 10:00 PM - t...r...a...f...f...i...c...
11:00 PM - arrive in Hartford
11:45 PM - finish checking/updating LJ
Midnight - turn into a pumpkin