It came to me in a dream...

And I'm an idiot for not thinking of it before. Robert Carlyle the ghoul. Because Robert Carlyle is at his best when eating people.

And even better, the dream was about a ghoul family reunion. So I get a creepy family story, and Robert Carlyle eating people. From this springs the inspiration for my Highlander romance in the style of Irvine Welsh.

The dream was doubly awesome for being full of cameos. mekkavandexter was there (looking for peach pie), Tiffany Trent was there, playing the squeamish ghoul who didn't want to murder people, and Gavin Grant had a cameo as the SCIENCE ghoul. SCIENCE ghoul was full of awesome.

The downside of this dream was that I woke up at seven in the morning and had to stay awake to remember it.

When parodies attack!

He's an immortal time-tossed ghoul from the highlands of Scotland. She's a brittle leather-clad demon hunter with emotional issues. They fight crime!

This is what my brain does to me when I'm so tired I can't sleep.

Now I need to work in the creepy ghoul family, and it'll be something like an idea. If I find a title, I'll really be in trouble.