I'm free to bore my well-bought friends

My 10 year high school reunion is next month. It's on a riverboat cruise, which makes me think someone will be murdered and it will turn into a locked-room mystery. (And now I really want to write that story.)

Anyone want to tag along and pretend to be my girlfriend? I'll pay $10 and all the margaritas you can drink (as long as you don't puke).

In other news, chat is dead and the internet is not entertaining me. Someone distract me from these bound periodicals that need sorting.