300: This is my phalanx, it is my life

Hrm. Where to start? Perhaps on a serious note: I've heard a few blasphemous rumours that this was better than Sin City. Seriously, folks--crack is not healthy. Please go to rehab.

Children, children... Didn't we already learn valuable lessons about pants?

On the other hand, Gerard Butler looked a lot less confused than when we last saw him. (I rather like him, though--I dream of the day he'll be in a good movie.)

But oh my god... Xerxes... That is one of the thousand faces of the Crawling Chaos himself. Wow.

Who knew the Persians had a cave troll, or had bred an army worthy of Mordor?

So, yeah. I wanted a symphony of violence, and got a music video instead. A pretty music video, but a kinda dull one.