Fish-pimp

Apparently slushgod's niece has a not-a-cafe press shop, which includes this most wondrous of t-shirts:

http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?op=article&article_id=1944801#top

A scuba-diving elephant with a caption that reads "You know you're in too deep when strange fish offer you candy."

It's like someone trepanned a window straight into my brain.