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I received a shoe sale catalog from Victoria's Secret.

I had no idea there were so many pirate-hookers out there in need of footwear.



(Alright, I admit it--if I had long skinny legs and the preternatural ability to walk in heels, I would find those boots full of awesome. I hope they come with a laser gun and spaceship.)

Flop

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Reason for stopping: quota
Tyop: the heat of his skip and her nacked hand
Darling: n/a
Mean things: Smut! Okay, that's not very mean, but tomorrow I'll give her guilt.
Other stuff: A calendar! I feel kinda bad for falling back on a 365 day year, since this is a totally different planet and all, but the Egyptians had such a nice little calendar all ready for me to swipe, with names of months and everything...

And now I go home, eat dolmas, and pass out.