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I will give someone a dollar and a cookie if they can give me a plot for the tentacle story. Right now it's something like:

He's a betentacled pirate deep one who sailed with Jean Lafitte. She's a feisty voudou witch who sold her soul for freedom. They have angst.

I'd give someone's right eye to write lovely plotless little stories, but it's a skill I've yet to acquire.

I'm poking at "Flood", too, since mekkavandexter wrote a story with chasey hounds and made me want to finish my chasey hounds. I know what needs to happen in this story, I just can't put the pieces together right. Which is thematic, but still annoying.

It's a horse, but improved!

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An example of why I love my boy.

The boy, while describing our version of the Star Spawn of Cthulhu:

"I am thinking of the cthuloid versions of Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern with flared collars hanging around the palace."

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If the flared collar thing makes no sense, I refer you to popular Illithid fashion . Nothing goes with a squid head like a flared collar. Unless it's a pirate hat.