Stuck inside of Memphis with the mobile home

Sing.

There are a few things in the world that could make me happier than seeing The Sisters twice in a year. One of them is a book contract. Alas, that did not happen today.

Another is seeing Tom Waits.

I HAVE TOM WAITS TICKETS!

Excuse me while I melt into a gibbering puddle for a moment.

(I keep checking my email to make sure I wasn't hallucinating. Still there!)