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Dear scene:

Why are you so creepily sexualized? Did Mrissa's characters put you up to this?

On second thought, maybe I don't want to know.

Noloff,
Your Long-suffering Author

P.S. Your pronouns suck!

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Dear scene:

Yes, I understand that creepy sexualization is appropriate to the character. But you are (theoretically) the first scene. I would rather readers didn't start sniggering till later on.

Kthxbye!

Is there an artist in the house?

I know I have photographers and jewelers and computer-art people on the list, but do I have any painters?