Oopsy

Because I am a moderately intelligent and self-aware mammal, I only have one credit card. It's a Victoria's Secret card, because underwear emergencies are tragic and should be avoided at all costs.

But I happen to be down to my last good sweater, and my last good pair of jeans is getting a hole in the back pocket. And VS happens to sell jeans and sweaters. And some crazy fool recently increased my credit limit.

And I get free shipping for $100+ orders...

This way lies madness.