I finally saw Alexander. I think it went something like this:
Greeks & Macedonians: We're not wearing any paaaaaaaaaaants!
Persians: We have paaaaaaaaaaaaants!
Darius: Did he just throw a spear at me? Thank goodness I've got pants.
Alexander: Shit, he's getting away! Pants--a decent pair of pants!
Hephaistion: Solomon Grundy want pants too!
Really Hot Persian Boy: Well, maybe I don't need these pants...
And later there were elephants. I really liked the elephants.
Greeks & Macedonians: We're not wearing any paaaaaaaaaaants!
Persians: We have paaaaaaaaaaaaants!
Darius: Did he just throw a spear at me? Thank goodness I've got pants.
Alexander: Shit, he's getting away! Pants--a decent pair of pants!
Hephaistion: Solomon Grundy want pants too!
Really Hot Persian Boy: Well, maybe I don't need these pants...
And later there were elephants. I really liked the elephants.