Bored now.

Sleepy. Stuck at front desk. Entertain me o my minions beloved friends.

Things in Amandaland remain much the same. I revise Dreams. I exercise. I don't sleep enough. I desire to devour an entire jar of olive spread in one fell swoop, leaving only a swollen, caper-and-oregano-scented corpse for Steven to find. I refrain. I think of the Princess & the Nightgaunt and try to figure out a plot.

I want a squid head. I find them quite stylish. Also, prehensile tentacles are convenient.

The guinea pig wears a fez.

Everyone is pimping http://www.metalandmagic.com/ today, so I pimp too.

Pimp.

The guinea pig wears a fez, and that should be all the reason you need.