Oceans and rambling
Dec. 27th, 2004 12:28 amOnly a few hundred words today before I had to drive all over creation. We saw Ocean's Twelve.
Let me just say that I am as masturbatory, self-indulgent, and cutely referential as the next girl (although
matociquala's spies might beat me). That said, twenty minutes in the middle of that movie can be neatly excised and tossed in a bin.
But I loved every scene that didn't have Julia Roberts. Clooney and Pitt have the best damn chemistry I've seen in a long time. Vincent Cassel is Hottie le Hot, as always. And Eddie Izzard! Huzzah!
A totally fun movie, with a lot of pretty scenery, both in the sets and the cast.
And of course, my brain couldn't actually shut up and let me see a movie in peace. I'm watching the movie, staring at Vincent Cassel (wiping the drool away) with his nose and poofy hair, and I hear this little voice in the back of my head saying "You know, he looks a lot like me."
I track the little voice down, and who would it be but Adrian, the prodigal ghoul himself. And I watch the way Cassel moves, the way he stands, all lithe and arrogant, and it's right. That's totally Adrian (well, except that Adrian has one blind eye, is shy, and sometimes turns into an upright jackal, but still). It explains how he ends up with the hot girls, but raises a few questions about what he did between leaving the tunnels and ending up selling curiosities in a dusty shop in Texas. And he still hasn't told me how he got all those scars. It seems Mr. Eugenides and I need to sit down and have a long talk sometime soon.
And that's my daily allotment of vomiting on the internet. Good night.
Let me just say that I am as masturbatory, self-indulgent, and cutely referential as the next girl (although
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But I loved every scene that didn't have Julia Roberts. Clooney and Pitt have the best damn chemistry I've seen in a long time. Vincent Cassel is Hottie le Hot, as always. And Eddie Izzard! Huzzah!
A totally fun movie, with a lot of pretty scenery, both in the sets and the cast.
And of course, my brain couldn't actually shut up and let me see a movie in peace. I'm watching the movie, staring at Vincent Cassel (wiping the drool away) with his nose and poofy hair, and I hear this little voice in the back of my head saying "You know, he looks a lot like me."
I track the little voice down, and who would it be but Adrian, the prodigal ghoul himself. And I watch the way Cassel moves, the way he stands, all lithe and arrogant, and it's right. That's totally Adrian (well, except that Adrian has one blind eye, is shy, and sometimes turns into an upright jackal, but still). It explains how he ends up with the hot girls, but raises a few questions about what he did between leaving the tunnels and ending up selling curiosities in a dusty shop in Texas. And he still hasn't told me how he got all those scars. It seems Mr. Eugenides and I need to sit down and have a long talk sometime soon.
And that's my daily allotment of vomiting on the internet. Good night.